my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so fucking cute!
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I need this door knob on every door in my house
What if you were jacking off, or doing drugs, or sacrificing stuff to the devil? These aren’t things everyone needs a fish’s eye view of.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.